The Fridge

I was gonna wake up and clean the grill
Pressure wash the deck, maybe pay my bills
Throw a fresh coat of paint on the shed
Weed-wack the weeds, shop vac the Chevy
Sweep them floors and WD40 every door but then

Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back 'til the bottom rack was clear
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti, start polishing it off
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge
Okay the cooler and the fridge

Checked the lawn chair was folding right
If the cupholder still holds 'em tight (it does)
Networking facetiming my friends
Yeah, funny how it started back when

I was cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back 'til the bottom rack was clear (damn right)
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti, start polishing it off
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge
Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge
Yeah, I cleaned out the fridge

Ayy! This song ain't over
I think I wrote the best damn range of all time

Duct taped a whole in the blow-up pool
Got the garden hose, filled up the pool
Spent the whole day in the blow-up pool
It was pretty cool (yep)

Started cleaning out the fridge, came across a beer
Had to tip 'em back 'til the bottom rack was clear
Then I had a thought out in the garage
Should open that yeti, start polishing it off (okay)
I didn't cross a single thing that I had off my list
But I cleaned out the fridge (pretty good, isn't it?)
Okay the cooler and the fridge
Yeah, I cleaned out the fridge (see y'all next week)
Okay the cooler and the front fridge and the back fridge