A Perfect Toy

She keeps my home
Tidy and clean
Greets me at the door
Every time I come in
If I had a tough day at work
She'll let me be
If I'm sleeping on the sofa
She'll turn off the TV

She keeps me satisfied
Every time in every way
Never has a headache
Or a bad hair day

Won't kick me in the ribs
Won't tell me that I snore
She's everything
I've been looking for

Every time we take a walk
She makes me feel proud
We talk, hold hands
And laugh too loud

But if I look at other girls
Passing by
She get's that strange glimmer in her eye
I wonder why
I wonder why

Still I'm the best
The cutest, the smartest one
Even my belly is sexy
And she calls me hon
To her I'm the only one

She'll never get old
And she'll never get fat
She'll stay exactly the same
As the first time we met
She's the best thing that a man could get
You bet

For someone who's used to
Those who are genetic
It's hard to accept that
She's all synthetic

Well she may be artificial
And may not actually feel
But to me our love
Is nothing but real

Sensual voice
And life-like tissue
But why would they make them
That's a different issue

Her hair is gorgeous
Her skin is warm to touch
Oh, God
I love her so much

Sometimes at night
I walk alone
That's when my heart
Just turn to stone

Cos if she could give me
A little boy
Then she would be
My perfect toy

The day that I day
She will seal her fate
She'll return to Perma-Mate
To self-terminate

There's no use in living
After I'm gone
Cause she is promised
Only to one
To me



Credits
Writer(s): Ned Storm
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