F**k Florida

I went up to Nashville
To the nearest White Castle
A stark contrast to the sunshine by the sea
I was over stimulated
By the substances in my suitcases
Thinking this is how I'll welcome 23
Cause getting out of Florida
Well it brings me some euphoria
I pack my bags like
I don't need much
I think I'm gonna head up north
I don't really have a choice
There's only one direction and that is up

So fuck you Florida
I'll see you when I return
I know the ocean will be where I left it
With the lessons that I'll never learn
So fuck you Florida
I promise I'll see you again
And the days that I spend just wandering states
I'll realize that I'm Floridian

One night in Chicago
I was asked if I was Latino
And I said no that's just the color of my skin
He stood there all perplexed
He looked around
And then he said
Are you sure that you're not Mexican
Maybe it's my facial hair
I'll shave it off
Cause I don't care
I'll never have to trim this shit again
Then a thought came to my brain
And I realized what he was saying
So I yelled
That I'm Floridian

So fuck you Florida
I'll see you when I return
I know the ocean will be where I left it
With the lessons I'll never learn
So fuck you Florida
I promise I'll see you again
And the days that I spend just wandering states
I'll realize that I'm Floridian

And in West Palm Beach
At Respectable Street
There's a show that's going down
If I know Sara she's at Propaganda in Lake Worth deep downtown
We'll head down to Miami
For a show at Bar Nancy and we'll try to gather a crowd
I think I might love these towns

But fuck you Florida
I promise I'll see you again
And the days that I spend just wandering states
I'll realize that I'm Floridian

So fuck you Florida
I'll see you when I return
I know the ocean will be where I left it
With the lessons that I'll never learn
So fuck you Florida
I promise I'll see you again
And the days that I spend just wandering states
I'll realize that I'm Floridian
Oh
I'll realize that I'm Floridian