Chocolate Salty Balls (From "South Park")

Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls

Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
It smells like something's burnin'
Help me, my balls on fire!
Oh, baby!
My balls is burnin'!
Get me some water!
Pour some water on me
My balls is burnin'!
Oh, my goodness!
Blow on 'em! Blow on 'em! Do somethin'!

Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They're on fire, baby! Wow!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
(Hey now)
Put 'em out baby, blow on 'em!
Pfft, pfft!

Ooh
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on my balls, baby!
Suck on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Come on, baby!
Wooh, wooh!
Suck on my balls