World's Most Likable Guy

(Oh my gosh look at him! Doesn't he look like the best guy for me? You can totally tell! He's so my type!)

Let me tell you about this guy
He's got the world by its throat
And everybody knows
What is there not to like
Everything about him is right
And he's back in the game tonight

He's never cried before
Or had his heart sore
There's not a single flaw
Not one at all

He's the greatest guy ever
He would never hurt her
Or anybody else
Just kidding he's a loser
He's got the money, he's got the place
He's got the most handsome face
He has no need to try
He's the worlds most likable guy

(Oh he's just so cute! He's rich and strong, too! And he's such a nice guy! Oh my gosh yes he is!)

He's the tallest guy in the whole school
He's super popular and cool
He can give you anything, everything that I can't
The change in my pocket isn't enough
I guess your heart doesn't accept love
But that's okay
I guess I can't compete anyway

I should've known you never liked me
How could I ever be
So dumb to believe
That you were the one who could see

(Hey we need to talk)
(Ugh, what babe I'm playing Madden)
(Oh I'm sorry it's just, like, I think you need to treat me better)
(Whatever I'm trying my best, okay?)
(That's it, I'm breaking up with you. You never listen to me, it's always all about you)
(Heh, whatever, your loss)
(You're right, you're just so likable)

Hey, hey, it's okay, he'll find another girl anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, he'll find another girl anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, he'll lure in another girl anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, he'll lure in another girl anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, it'll all happen again anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, it'll all happen again anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, he'll find another girl anyway
Hey, hey, it's okay, another naive little girl will fall for it anyway