Trans Girls & Dwarfs (feat. Dick Swift)

My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (That's pimpin')
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (Special categories)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (Got that variety)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (I'm very vary, I am very vary)
We out in Paradise right now motherfucker
(Dwarf-dwarf chicks)

Y'all motherfuckers the type of motherfuckers to post a picture of your girl on Facebook talking about
"She ain't a looker, but she a real one"
"It's my face isn't it?"
"Naw baby, it's the drugs why I can't cum"
"What about you Scott?"
I'm in a motherfucking dreamboat
Covered in c-notes
It's a cold world and I'm blanketed by my goddamn ego
Yo, this rap shit like free throws to a Curry
When I let the syllables scurry
Uh-oh, wait up, don't worry
Yeah, I woke up in jail, how I got there it's still kinda blurry
I'll read the paperwork or some shit

My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (That's pimpin')
His name is Swift and when he's home alone
He's still over there in the corner mumbling to himself and he coming off the dome

You ain't never seen fools like us
Dick Swift, Doctor Scott, we bust
You ain't never seen fools like us
Dick Swift, Doctor Scott, we bust...
Down doors with flows and floors
Bringing you more shit that you're seeing
Beating your high score
Tilting that motherfucking pinball game called your brain
Thinking that you tight you must be insane

Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, Trans Girls & Dwarfs

I knew this fine ass Dwarf Chick, looked like a machine gun
I knew this fine ass Dwarf Chick, that also looked like a machine gun
I knew this fine ass Trans Girl, name was Heather
She could suck the past-life milk out of leather
I knew this fine ass Trans Girl, her name was Susan
Lazy as the fuck, I couldn't nut 'til she was snoozin'
I knew this fine ass Dwarf Chick, her name was Lana
Never happened but I used to dream about three-way wit' her mama

I realize it's a rap song
It's supposed to be all victories about, you know, these conquests
All these women I've drilled
But you know, every now and then you don't actually get to fuck the chick that you want
So, that's a story about failure, right
That's a story about:
I wanted to have three-way with her mom but it didn't happen
So, these are reality raps

My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (She Four-foot-Two)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (Dwarf-dwarf chicks)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank-drank (Special-special categories)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (I'm very vary)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs, they off that drank and that perc (Back up vocals)
My name is Scott, I put in work
Trans Girls & Dwarfs

I got nothing else to say though
Flame-throw, every time I speak loud