Cake And Eggs

Heaven's a beach with just you and me
Laying in a bed of sand
With a blanket and a cooler and a twelve inch ruler
Try to catch us if you can

Life is a party and you can cry if you want to
But you're the only invitee
Sometimes it's cake, and sometimes it's eggs
But you're the only thing I'll eat

You can count on me
When you're in a jam and you need a hand
I'm free
When you're in jail and you can't make bail
I've got the money

People come and people go
Nothing ever stays the same
Hey, but the only thing that'll never change
Is you're always on my brain

This old house, it could fall down
The town could bottom out
I wouldn't care if I had you dear
We'll do our loving someplace else

And you can count on me
When you're in a jam and you need a hand
I'm free
When you're in jail and you can't make bail
I've got the money

Foot massage, mow the lawn
Any little thing you want
I'd do it in an instant for gravy and biscuits
So baby, turn that oven on

And you can count on me
When you're in a jam and you need a hand
I'm free
When you're in jail and you can't make bail
I've got the money
I said when you're in jail and you can't make bail
I've got the money