Don't Be a Dick

If I was from Oklahoma
I'd be quoting that King James
Driving a minivan to all of my kids' games

If I was from New York City
I'd be single, working too much
Sleeping in on Sunday morning
Skipping church for a boozy brunch

Don't matter where you're from or what you do
Yeah, we breathe the same air
But can't wear each other's shoes

Don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
So don't be a dick

If I was from Colorado
I'd me smoking purple haze
But I'm from Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Singing on this stagе

Don't matter where you're from or how you're raised
Yeah, we all hate warm beer
And love getting laid

So don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
So don't be a dick

Yeah, all different roads got the same destination
Believe what you want, but all that I'm saying

Is don't be a dick
That's as simple as it gets
Let's disagree and get along
Hell, we can still be friends

Here's what I think (here's what I think)
Everyone's shit stinks
Ain't nobody better than nobody
Here's the thing
Life's only as good as who you're with
And I ain't trying to preach when I say this
But don't be a dick