Snake Oil Strongman

You don't look well, friend
You need some help?
Thank God I came
It's breaking my heart
To see you this way
Pathetic and afraid
When you're an Alpha
Locked in a cage

So come on down to my Medicine Show
I got a charm to beat the beast back
That's laying you low
Use it whenever your conscience starts getting to you

I know the world's gone crazy
Your vision blurred and hazy?
But don't need no prescription to set you right
All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight

(AH
AH AH
AH AH)

Check, cash or card gets you Gaslight

(AH
AH AH
AH AH)

Ya feelin' lonely and aggrieved?
(Oh yes, oh yes, don't know what to do)
Remembering when you saw the world
(How much, how much I think I need it too)

So come on down to my Medicine Show
One at a time, get in line
And it's yours to take home
My miracle fix for whatever is pissing you off

I know the world's gone crazy
Your visions blurred and hazy
But don't need no prescription to set you right
All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight

Step right up and give the product a try
I guarantee
You'll be satisfied
And there's no price to high
To always be certain you're right
And clear-eyed

I know the world's gone crazy
But let me relieve you, baby
And you're gonna give me whatever I like
Oh you'll sell your soul for my Gaslight

(AH
AH AH
AH AH)

Sell me your soul for my Gaslight

(AH
AH AH
AH AH)

Free wink and a nod with my Gaslight

(Give me whatever ya got I'm happy to pay)

Sing to me, babies, sing for the Gaslight

(I'll take all that you're selling if it makes me less afraid)