Captain Coffee Bean and the Rise and Fall of Adderall

Quit all your fiddling
And flush all your Ritalin
Grandpa's a whittling
While you're in your room a diddling

Hey all you twits
Quit popping all your zits
Come answer the call
Flush your Adderall

Captain Coffee Bean
You make me so serene
Your mom was a junkie
Dad huffed gasoline

Don't cause a scene
With your Dexedrine
Your mouth is all frothy
You should switch to caffeine

And you college git
You really don't know shit
You really have no poise
Stewy Nod Frat Boys

Clean cut and goofy
Peddling all your roofies
With all daddy's toys
Stewy Nod Frat Boys

Now you've turned your back
For some cheaper form of Gack
Because of all you kids
The Captain's hit the skid

Captain Coffee Bean
You make me so serene
Your mom was a junkie
Dad huffed gasoline

Captain Coffee Bean
You are my hero
With no place to go
Now you are a zero

We could go fishin
But you're down at the mission
With nothing to show
Stuck on skid row

Now the times are lean
For Captain Coffee Bean
A used up piece of gum
Hanging with the bums

Begging for some coin
Down on the tenderloin
Begging for coin
Down on the tenderloin

Begging for coin
Down on the tenderloin