Teleporter

Hangin' out on a double date
With my two friends, Skeeter G and Sherry
And their barely legal cousin, Molly May
Don't you know that girl is fuckin' cherry

Happened to be wearin' my white pants
I had a fart that turned to shat by chance

Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
I shit my pants today
Molly May was laughin' on the floor

High as fuck with my friends at the game
The Cleveland Browns and some team that was better
The hot dog girl was slammin', and she thought I was too
I bet one of my buddies I could get her

Four minutes and she's suckin' on my dong
I look up and we're on the Jumbotron

Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
They saw my dick today
On top of that
The Browns still didn't score

17 back in '63
Mom and dad at dinner in the valley
No magazines
Jacked off anyway
To family album shots of my aunt sally

Dog was lickin' jiffy off my sack
I didn't realize my folks were back

Teleporter
Take me far away
I don't want to be here anymore
Teleporter
Everythin' has changed
Mom won't kiss the dog no more for sure, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get me out of here now, teleporter



Credits
Writer(s): Ralph M. Saenz, Russell J Parrish, Darren Leader
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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