Cod Liver Oil & the Orange Juice (Single Version)

Out of the East there came a hard man
Oh-oh-oh, all the way from Brighton
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

He went into a pub and he came out paralytic
Oh-oh-oh, VP and cider
Ah-ah, ah-ah, what a hell of a mixture
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais?
Oh-oh-oh, I'm lookin' for a lumber
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

In the dancin', he met Hairy Mary
Oh-oh-oh, the floor o' the Gorbals
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Oh no, Mary, are you dancin'?
Oh-oh, no, it's just the way I'm staunin'
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Oh no, Mary, you're one in a million
Oh-oh-oh, an' so's your chances
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Oh no, Mary, can I run you home?
Oh-oh-oh, I've got a pair of sandshoes
Ah-ah, ah-ah, you're a hell of a funny
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

In through the back-close, an' out through the dunny, yeah
Oh-oh-oh, it wasn't for the first time
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

The mother came out, she was goin' to the cludgie
Oh-oh-oh, I buggered off sharpish
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

And Hairy Mary, had a little baby
Oh-oh-oh, the father's in the army
Ah-ah, ah-ah, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Hairy Mary is lookin' for her hard man
Oh-oh-oh, he's joined the Foreign Legion
Ah-ah, ah-ah, Sahara under the camel
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

Cod liver oil and the orange juice