35 lines about 11 cats

Luey was fine for a long time
But Left a damp ring wherever he sat
Dashed out the wrong time out on pigs eye and vine
The first of my 11 cats

Corset was hard to live with
Geneveve was harder yet
Monique only ate with the tip of her tongue
Cornpone we left at the vet

Mars bar by far my least favorite
Scratched a hole in my louie quatorze
Tossed him into the trunk
Tossed him out at the dump
But two days and he was back at our door

I think of Candy about once in a fortnight
Anytime someone chokes on some meat
Willie wouldn't bite but he'd lick if he liked
And he loved so he licked stinky pete

Montrose hated music in E flat
He'd ram his head into the back of my neck
I must of been stoned when I took Al capone
From a girl who kissed me then left

My ma says dogs are way smarter
Pa hates anything that likes fish
My ex wife thought five was too many
Told me to choose and that's what I did

The last one I named number eleven
She likes to cover my mouth up at night
She pees and she moans at the sound of the
Phone
But she looks like a cat that I liked

22 hours she's sleeping
she rolls every Day in the dirt
She'll come and she'll find me
Of course I'm alone
And she'll crawl right up inside my shirt

Mmm yah. This ones a keeper
Mmm yah. Anything worth having takes time
Mmmm number 11
This ones going work out just fine (fade out)