Monster's Banquet

Every year on Hallow's Eve upon the witching hour
My monster friends all congregate up in the western tower
Frankie and the Wolfman, Drac and Igor close at hand
The Creature From The Black Lagoon and Mummy in demand
A table set with bowls of blood, fresh brain of severed head
A monster's banquet one and all, come forth the living dead

Feast upon the ears, the tongues, the cream of spider stew
Help yourself to another plate of fresh virgin sinew
There's something in your teeth Igor
Igor: "I've got an eyeball there"
Have another my old friend. You must complete the pair
Try the French rolls Frankie, what do you think?
Frankie: "More bread"
They're baked from fresh Parisian to sate the living dead

Igor: "I worked on these all day Drac. You have to try the brains"
Drac: "Rare! Just the way I like it so the blood drips from the veins!"
Igor: "It even has a drizzle from a freshly slaughtered pig"
Drac: "With a subtle hint of nutmeg, I might just flip my lid!"
I kid you not dear listener, that's what the vampire said
A monster's banquet brings the best out of the living dead

Monster: "I'd like to thank our host. He really has delivered"
Igor: "Did I hear someone say the ghost is feasting on a liver?"
Monster: "Get the wax out of your ears. I'll use it as a garnish"
Monster: "To pair with our young swampy friend's delectable fish carcass"
I'd like to propose a toast, now that we've all been fed
To a successful monster's banquet, for all the living dead

Igor: "That was really very good sir. The best monster's banquet we've ever had"
Host: "Oh, thank you Igor. Make sure to make a plate on your way out"
Drac: "Would you mind if I took some of the leftover brains?"
Host: "Of course Drac. There's much too much for me"
Frankie: "More bread!"
Host: "Frankie you rapscallion. The bread was brought in special for you.
Can everybody just grab a plate on your way out?
You know I love throwing a party, but I hate doing dishes"
Igor: "Yes, master. Of course, of course we'll do the dishes"
Drac: "Ha, ha ha. Dishes are my specialty"
Host: "Drive, fly or swim home safe"