Let's Do It

Chinks do it, Japs do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it
Think of Siamese twins

Those Argentines, without means do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Sponges they say do it
Oysters down in Oyster Bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels, I might add, do it
Though it shocks 'em I know
Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shadroe

In shallow shoals, English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The most refined ladybugs do it
When a gentleman calls
Moths in your rugs do it
What's the use of mothballs?

Locusts in trees do it, bees do it
Even over educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Sweet night and ___ in the dark do it
Little locks up for a walk do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Old geese and ducks with their quacks do it
Even though they counter bugs do it(?)
Let's do it, let's fall in love

And all sedate barn yard fowl do it
When the chanteclair cries
Old high hat owls do it
And they're supposed to be wide

The longest worms on the walks do it
Even little cuckoos in the clocks do it
Let's do it
Let's fall in love