Reyna (feat. Yung Ho)

Hello guys, uhh team
Yo, why the fuck did you instalock Reyna?
Yeah what the fuck
Who, me?
Yeah of course you, you moron
Ohh, what da fuck?
What even is your name bro?
Why do you name yourself hoe?
That's not cool
What is hoe? My name is yung ho, you know like... uhhh
Ho
What the fuck is he talking about bro, I'm muting this kid
Yeah me too
Valorant's playerbase is fucked up man
It's not fun nomore, only idiots play
Uh guys, don't worry okay?
I get many kills and I win the match, okay?
Just trust me
Okay guys?
Hello?

I'm hitting every headshot, head head head head
And then I fuck your team up, dead dead dead dead
On the scoreboard I'm on top, mad mad mad mad
And when you see me all you see is, red red red red

On every enemie I tap tap tap tap tap
When I see Brimstone then I slap slap slap slap slap
Oh all your team is giving up up up up up
Noone will ever make me stop stop stop stop stop

When I join the server I make randale
Everyone that I kill, I always kill with vandale
Pistol round I go long, and then I show them my shlong
Oh nice now I am in prison I don't know what I did wrong

And every round I be flexing but I'm not flexing with ice
I show my Reyna KD, that is on zero point five
I'm playing everyday and I be farming hour for hour
And when I'm done with playing all I need is a shower

Every kill that I do my reports go up by two
Every match that I queue I jump around like kangaroo
With the classic in my hands
Your teammates don't stand a chance
Under every circumstance
On your body I will dance

My teammates go A-site, and I go B with spike
When you want me to eco, I only say sike
I will buy me some armor and a pistol supply
Then I'll stay behind Sage and I wait for her to die, huh

Yo this fucking Reyna is literally waiting the entire round behind me
Just so I can die and she can pick up my gun when I'm dead
What is this, why do we have these teammates on our team bro?
Well I don't even know, we can surrender if you want
Like, I don't like this Reyna es well
She's not communicating, not giving calls, nothing
It's just... I don't know bro

Noone is safe from me, except the enemies (Okay)
Only thing I want to see, are Brimstone's ass cheeks (Sheesh)
I'm very good at hide and seek, and I get penalties (Big oof)
For when im ragequitting a death that I don't wanna see (What?)

You wanna fuck let's fuck, I want to hear no whimper (whimper)
The only map I dogde is Icebox cuz it's winter (It's cold)
I want to give my teammate a kiss just like it's Tinder (Smoosh)
And when I'm killing you then I only move my finger (Tap-tap)

You only want to find a way to get me out the lobby (Lobby)
Not a single fucking mate of yours was able to headshot me (Uh huh)
And I'm way too fast for all of you so take this as a sign (A sign)
And then I run into your spawn and
I go knife the Brimstein (Brimstein)

I see a big green bubble over the A-Site that has just started (Ho?)
Then I realize that it was only Viper that just farted (Prrrt)
So I'm running on the spot and meet a
Kay-o who is screaming that I'm (Uh huh?)
YEAH UH
Powerless, I kill him and start cleaning (shrab shrab)