Pimp Juice

One two one two three go!
I'm MJ, 23, MJG
UNK you know me, Pimp C
Walk it out, land on my feet
UGK, Bun B, Smoke my weed

Curious George up in trees
I'm a Larry bird hittin these threes
Sittin in my 4 by 4, Castles closed
Use the back door, Sup Alfred, do my chores

Mop the floor with that shit you got sittin in your jar
I'm a Nutella, What'd I tell ya
Where's Wilson Rebel later, smell ya
Where's the waiter with my ordorves
Omnivore, connoisseur, carnivore
Sip curvature you're not sure
What I mean is that a drink?
My purple cup filled up
O no, makin them lean

Got a throne on my head
I mean a crown in my bed
What did he just said, Laugh em all dead
Break bread with the devil and an angel
I'm obtuse I know
Coming with my angle
You're acute one, shooting like Rambo
Throw a tantrum in a monsoon
Typhoon like Buffalo, Niagara falls
Gotta go to the bathroom

Youre baffled, won the raffle, go to taddle
I'm a sing my tale, hit you with this paddle
Row row my boat on a puddle, Use my leather coat
Don't really matter I'm a mad rapper
Energizer bunny, you think I'm funny
Why so serious, I'm delirious, got a nervous itch
Look at my tick

Check me on the tock
What time is it
Gotta out clock
What's my out clause
Santa punch ya lights out
I might pout like yo grammie
Got the gout, cholera, horse collar ya, whammy
Eatin my sammy
Sittin in my yellow submarine
I'm a lil irritated, mellow,
I'm picking up steam
I'm a sauna
Walking on hot coals
Saunter, Unibomber

Multisylabic flow
Arabic with my dough
Arachnic with the snow
Charlottes Webs I've wove
Murder she wrote
You heard of me wow
Which way did I go
Send you down the road
I'm a runner, gunner
You're a bummer
I'm a stunner
Did ya stutter
Rock my glitter
Whiskey on the rocks
Fucked my liver
Ask I'll deliver
Kiss me on the neck
Givin me shivers

Winter is coming
My walls froze
Ice is Tumbling
Nice remodeling
I'm a foreclose
On all you hoes
King Henry, War of the Rose
Give me a verse
I'll spit these prose

Don't get down
Stand on your toes
Elvis flick my pelvic bone
Like that, heard you moan
Take a shot of this Pimp Juice
Got on my leather shoes
And my ice hot slick pink mink suit,

Never stop peddling these lyrical weapons
Said it before, stand in the corner two steppin
I've taught em all these lessons
Thought you'd remember em
Dismember em
Ed Kemper em
Take it back my friend
Eat your heart out
Playin darts in the dark in a bar,
Knock your lights out
Bring a knife to a gun fight
I'm a tiger to your mouse meese mice nice might night

Night, gimme a light light
Psych psych
Don't even smoke like that
I'm a toke like that
Pass you that
And you choke like that
Gimme back
My funky hacky sack
Tell you the truth
While I stab you in the back
Gimme a lil bit a room
While I bust this move
Take you on safari in my red hot rari
Zooboomafu

No telling what I'll do to you
Twist you in seaweed
Sushi roll
Sip on this banana boat
So high
Look how I float
I'm the anchor
Toss me a rope
What's you're social
I'm just a banker
Youre a fuckin bloke, Wanker
Got all this purp in my tankard
Crossin the seas
Columbus can kiss my ass

I'm ticked you laughed
I'm the bomb, gonna smash
Youre gonna crash
I'm gonna cash in
Wreck it slim
Lemme in
Bet I'ma win
Sip my brandy
Lied, don't like gin
Mix with a lil bit o Hennessy
Sex on the beach
Get freaky
Brows fleaky
Browse weekly
Mouse meeky
Chairs creaky
Think deeply
Don't be cheeky

I'll take it easy

Down this breezy
Makin me queasy
Puff til I'm weazy
Blazin saddles
Voice is squeaky
You can be my Georgia peachy
Johnny apple seed I've sown blown
I'm gonna reep these
While you kiss dees
I'm home alone
Out here on my own
Poof I'm gone
Puff my bong
Sing my songs
I'm Just a lil bit wrong