The Elf Song

Every day is a grind
Them elves working six-day weeks no raise in sight
Santa only pay 'em cookies when they working that overtime
Gotta make that quota, can't do it in a nine to five
That ain't right
Let's talk about fairness
Elf awareness

This is the elf song
Sitting on the shelf song
Working with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on
I blame Santa Claus
And his North Pole operation
Ain't a good look paying candy cane wages

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Give 'em some
Put your hands up for the elves
This is the elf song
This is the elf song
This is the elf song
Alright

They only stand two-feet tall
Or maybe three, maybe four, but the point is elves are small
Still make enough toys for a million shopping malls
Size don't matter, even Santa can't do it all
Elves are the bomb

This is the elf song
Giving them the credit song
Working with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on
I love Santa Claus
And his North Pole operation
But it ain't a good look paying M&M wages

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Give 'em some
Put your hands up for the elves
This is the elf song
This is the elf song

Let's talk about fairness
Elf awareness

This is the elf song
Elfin' every day song
Dancing with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on
High five Santa Claus
And his North Pole operation
Word on the street is the elves got raises

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Give 'em some
Put your hands up for the elves
This is the elf song
Yeah, this is the elf song
This is the elf song
Yeah, this is the elf song

Put your hands up everyone
This is the elf song, elfin' every day song
Yeah, this is the eff song (dancing with them itty bitty pointy toed shoes on)
This is the elf song
Yeah, this is the elf song