The Ballad of the Reluctant Fart
Farts and poops and smelly things
Roll around my arteries
Farts and poops and smelly things must go
There once was a little fart in me
Who never wanted to leave
And his name was Steve
Was it John?
He would never want to go
And I couldn't tell what he was so
I sat down on the toilet
Poopy poopy stinky farts
Living deep inside my heart
I like pooping!
He tried to stay inside so I
Tried to squeeze him out
Stinky poop will dwell inside
And I might just
Lose my mind tonight
If he don't come out
Farts and poops and silly things
Running around my arteries and I
I can fall down
Sit down on the toilet bowl
Squeeze him out as I start to go
And I
Feel him vibrating
Is this a fart or is it a poop?
I don't know and neither do you!
Stinky poop is oh so stubborn
The fart inside
Makes my ass burn
Makes my ass burn
Stinky poop
Inside
Doesn't wanna leave
Stinky poop believes in me
Never ever wants to leave
Foo-mi-mi
He would math?
Farts and poops and smelly things
They've gotta get right out of me
Tonight
Aight
Farts and poops and smelly things
Farts and poops and smelly things
I got some laxatives
And I took them all
I sat down on the toilet
And waited for him to leave
I ate a burrito
Stayed inside
And out came the diarrhea
Never wanted to leave!
But I made him
I tried to force him out
A vein came down across my forehead
I thought I might have just shit the bed
Given up before
Plopped down on the floor as I stood up
A little dookie
You would never guess what followed
That little dookie by my feet
I heard a little poot
And it sounded like I queefed
But I have a dick so I didn't
The fart came out
In an honorable fashion
I farted and I pooped on the floor
Because farts and poops and silly things
Farts and poops and silly things come out
EVENTUALLLYYYY
Roll around my arteries
Farts and poops and smelly things must go
There once was a little fart in me
Who never wanted to leave
And his name was Steve
Was it John?
He would never want to go
And I couldn't tell what he was so
I sat down on the toilet
Poopy poopy stinky farts
Living deep inside my heart
I like pooping!
He tried to stay inside so I
Tried to squeeze him out
Stinky poop will dwell inside
And I might just
Lose my mind tonight
If he don't come out
Farts and poops and silly things
Running around my arteries and I
I can fall down
Sit down on the toilet bowl
Squeeze him out as I start to go
And I
Feel him vibrating
Is this a fart or is it a poop?
I don't know and neither do you!
Stinky poop is oh so stubborn
The fart inside
Makes my ass burn
Makes my ass burn
Stinky poop
Inside
Doesn't wanna leave
Stinky poop believes in me
Never ever wants to leave
Foo-mi-mi
He would math?
Farts and poops and smelly things
They've gotta get right out of me
Tonight
Aight
Farts and poops and smelly things
Farts and poops and smelly things
I got some laxatives
And I took them all
I sat down on the toilet
And waited for him to leave
I ate a burrito
Stayed inside
And out came the diarrhea
Never wanted to leave!
But I made him
I tried to force him out
A vein came down across my forehead
I thought I might have just shit the bed
Given up before
Plopped down on the floor as I stood up
A little dookie
You would never guess what followed
That little dookie by my feet
I heard a little poot
And it sounded like I queefed
But I have a dick so I didn't
The fart came out
In an honorable fashion
I farted and I pooped on the floor
Because farts and poops and silly things
Farts and poops and silly things come out
EVENTUALLLYYYY
Credits
Writer(s): Yung Grandma
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