Robbing a Bank

Good evening lady's and gentlemen
Today you're going to be meeting 2 boys
Now these boys aren't the smartest boys
Or the coolest boys
But they've got their own problems
But I'll let them explain that to you
In this thrilling adventure they like to call
robbing a bank

The situation at home was tough
and it made life kinda rough
The stress just got to my head
I met with my friend Lewis at his pad
I told him about the situation that i was in
I told him that my life was kinda like I'm living in a tip shit,
I was in a rut
my brother Lewis thought of something up
he said
how about we get the mac and the 10
and we go down to the liquor store and
tell the cashier to pull the green out
and some cigarettes a decent amount
Woah Woah Woah what do you mean man what are you crazy?
why don't we just rob a bank,
Grab the Bank teller and make him sing
brother I think that's much harder than a store
but I've never tried it out before
its simple bro we just walk in
tell the motherfucker to put the cash in
and if he doesn't
Then I pull out the gat
and make his drop ass with a rat tat tat
What if the pigs pull up what do we do?
oh you mean the boys dressed up in blue?
I pull out the Tec and I slice up some ham
Alright then lets go and do this shit man
ill get the guns you get in the car
I think it an hour I think it quite far
It's okay
we'll just discuss the plan
And i'll Go through where the guards might stand
Two at the front and one at the back
I'll hit one with the sawn off or the gat
Don't worry bro I've got ya covered
We'll leave that bank undiscovered
No one will leave we'll secure the perimeter
Make sure they know we don't take no prisoners
Okay we're here bro grab the gun
And we'll charge in 321

Everybody get the fuck down
What you think this is some short of joke
We ain't clowning
You open the vault right now
Yeah nice and quick
You go inside and start packing the bags full of cash
I'll keep a look out
On it
Ayo yo what the fuck
Everybody get the fuck down this is a robbery

Aw shit man you Gotta be kidding
What
Another motherfuckers robbing the bank
Of course They've gotta come up and mess up our thing

This is the police come out with your hands up
Aw shit
take this ya pigs

Listen Lewis it's time to bounce
Don't worry we got enough money too much count
Why don't we just sneak out the side
The police look quite occupied
True that let's just scurry on over
And leg it to the car this will all be over

Come on man get in get in
Who the fuck are they
I'm coming I'm coming
We bamboozled those motherfuckers
Hell yeah we did
So as are two boys drive off into the sunset
Miraculously unscathed
We wonder
what will they do with their newly acquired wealth
Well only time will tell For these two boys
As we conclude
robbing a bank