Hummus

Wake up at 6 AM on the dot
Immediately have a thought
That old familiar craving
I run to the kitchen can't stand the waiting
Open up the fridge and see
Hummus smiling back at me
Obsessed with this puree
I eat it at least three times a day oh yeah

And I don't care
If you think I'm weird
As long as I have hummus
Have hummus near
Delicious dip

I eat it with asparagus
Peppers cheese and carrots
Spread it over pita
And before long I'll eat a
Whole cup of it and have to go
To Whole Foods to get some more
Get enough to keep my supply ample
And while I'm there I'll get some free cheese samples oh yeah
And I don't care
If you think I'm square
As long as I have hummus
And I don't have to share
Don't expect any hummus from me

Sometimes at night I have these dreams of spreading hummus all over me
Or swimming in a pool of the paste
How can anyone deny themselves this taste
This taste

People tell me that I'm wack
Say I should take a step back
As if hummus over ice cream is wrong
Or taking the time to write a hummus love song
But I just can't stop myself
Maybe I need a little help
Sometimes I consider quitting
But a life without hummus is just not worth living oh yeah
And I don't care
What you say or do
As long as I have hummus
I do not need you
Hummus



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Writer(s): Eric Van Osten
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