Chipotle Bathroom
Chipotle bathroom's got me feelin' a way
I feel like I'm craving It during the day
Ignoring all the consequences cause I'm afraid
I just want some chipotle
Afternoon, evening, and during the day
Chipotle!
I feel like I'm eating to much chipotle
I feel a burning in my bell-eh
I'm gonna need some help now
I feel like taking it downtown
Chipotle's got me feelin' some kind of way
Chipotle!
The toilet's turning brown
I have a frown
Feels like I'm taking it downtown
It's gonna hurt my ass hole now
It's burning through my stomach and out the now
All I want to do is shit all-day
Chipotle!
I just need it, I need my chipotle so bad!
I want the burritos, the tacos, the raps, all of it!
I need the black beans, the advocate, the ground beef all of it!
I just want it now
I don't care what my parents or friends think
I love chipotle so much
I Need It now!
God, I just can't stand it anymore!
Ahhhhh! I'm A Just go show up
I'm gonna rob David Dobrik of his card, his free chipotle card
I'm gonna rob him and I'm just going to use all of it, ya know
I swear I don't care if I become 400 lbs
I'm going to eat it right now!
Oh, God!
My friends criticize and my family pity me for my addiction
But I love It!
I do not care what they think
I do not care about what they obsess over and how they look down on me
I am a God to them
I am the chipotle king
I can consume ten thousand kilograms of chipotle in 2 minutes
All they can do is spit up a couple of burritos
Fucking peasants!
I am God to them
I am the king of chipotle
Damit I am Alden James Fucking Whitman!
I am so good at everything
There just jealous of me and my ability to consume chipotle
And I will become a burrito itself
I'll transcend to the alternate life form
That is becoming a burrito
I will be the best burrito
The black bean burrito
The only burrito in which I am able to
Fart massive gunshots into the air
I do not care
I feel like I'm craving It during the day
Ignoring all the consequences cause I'm afraid
I just want some chipotle
Afternoon, evening, and during the day
Chipotle!
I feel like I'm eating to much chipotle
I feel a burning in my bell-eh
I'm gonna need some help now
I feel like taking it downtown
Chipotle's got me feelin' some kind of way
Chipotle!
The toilet's turning brown
I have a frown
Feels like I'm taking it downtown
It's gonna hurt my ass hole now
It's burning through my stomach and out the now
All I want to do is shit all-day
Chipotle!
I just need it, I need my chipotle so bad!
I want the burritos, the tacos, the raps, all of it!
I need the black beans, the advocate, the ground beef all of it!
I just want it now
I don't care what my parents or friends think
I love chipotle so much
I Need It now!
God, I just can't stand it anymore!
Ahhhhh! I'm A Just go show up
I'm gonna rob David Dobrik of his card, his free chipotle card
I'm gonna rob him and I'm just going to use all of it, ya know
I swear I don't care if I become 400 lbs
I'm going to eat it right now!
Oh, God!
My friends criticize and my family pity me for my addiction
But I love It!
I do not care what they think
I do not care about what they obsess over and how they look down on me
I am a God to them
I am the chipotle king
I can consume ten thousand kilograms of chipotle in 2 minutes
All they can do is spit up a couple of burritos
Fucking peasants!
I am God to them
I am the king of chipotle
Damit I am Alden James Fucking Whitman!
I am so good at everything
There just jealous of me and my ability to consume chipotle
And I will become a burrito itself
I'll transcend to the alternate life form
That is becoming a burrito
I will be the best burrito
The black bean burrito
The only burrito in which I am able to
Fart massive gunshots into the air
I do not care
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Writer(s): Aidan Siegele
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