2 Turds

We are just a pair of turds
I'm Colin
I am Steve
All we do is laze around
It's crap
Preach!

We are the 2 turds
Colin and Steve
It'll piss you off if you stand in me
2 turds
Dog took a dump
I'm thin
I'm plump

We're stuck on the ruddy floor
But wait
There's more

We are the 2 turds
Colin and Steve
It'll piss you off if you stand in me
2 turds
Stinky and brown
Upright
I'm down

We are the 2 turds
Colin and Steve
It'll piss you off if you stand in me
2 turds
This much is true
He's shit
I'm poo



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Writer(s): Paul Kerton
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