In My Heaven

In my Heaven, there ain't no lawyers
Don't need names on dotted lines
Folks do business like they oughta
A good firm handshake works just fine
We feed lawyers to the lions

And in my Heaven there ain't no children
Totin' loaded guns to school
Ain't such thing as peer pressure
'Cause being who you are is cool
We still teach that golden rule

In my Heaven, we hurt no one
No lying, crying, or dying young
And no one's lonely, and no one's scared
And everyone is welcome there
In my Heaven

In my Heaven, I can sing like Elvis
And play guitar like B.B. King
Slide a fastball past Hank Aaron
Hey now, batter, batter swing
I can do most anything

In my Heaven, we hurt no one
No lying, crying, or dying young
And no one's lonely, and no one's scared
And everyone is welcome there
In my Heaven

I know that it's God's decision
What my Heaven's gonna be
And I ain't telling him His business
But if He left it up to me

Then in my Heaven
There's football with no referees
Then in my Heaven
Never been an injury

In my Heaven
Angels yodel when they sing
And in my Heaven
Fish will bite most anything

In my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven
In my Heaven