Relaxed (The Jair Bolsonaro Song)

Brazil's descending into fascism but I'm relaxed
They elected a fascist president but I'm relaxed
His name is Jair Bolsonaro and he wants to bring back torture
But this bossa nova music is relaxing
Here's a Brazilian percussion solo

#PERCUSSION SOLO

Brazil now has a fascist head of state, but I'm relaxed
It's the fifth-largest country in the world
(by both area and population)
But I'm relaxed
Even though he's burning the Amazon and the planet's going to die
But this music is relaxing
Here's a Brazilian Portuguese gibberish solo

#BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE GIBBERISH SOLO

It's a jazz, it's a jazz, it's a jazz, it's a jazz chord!
When you play all open strings on the guitar it's a jazz chord!
A11 with E in the bass
Plus B in the bass of the six-string bass
I know jazz harmony!
Anyway

Brazil now has a strongman head of state but I'm relaxed
Just like Hungary and Russia and the Philippines and Turkey
Nicaragua, Venezuela, Thailand, Saudi Arabia
And maybe the U.S. again
But I'm relaxed
Yes, I'm relaxed
This bossa nova music is so relaxing it makes me relaxed

Unintelligible
Jazz chords!

Unintelligible
Playing a brazillion different jazz chords

Actually only playing two different jazz chords
D-flat major 7 followed by D major 7
D-flat major 7, D major 7
D-flat major 7, D major 7, unintelligible