Ottimo

Hey, I like you
And I'd like to invite you to a night or two
To ignite you tonight cause you might be Mrs. Right and a wifey, too
I'm the type to
Wake before you, adore you
Get up and spoil you, maybe cook for you
Court you, never ignore you or bore you
Open up doors and more, too
That what I'm saying, I ain't playing
Ain't no joke. I ain't broke
But I ain't rich, so you ain't stoked
I think we found something and it could be dope, look
You classy, got a little sass but you match me
Not crass, hella fast, with a dash of nasty
And lastly, what you think of me exactly
She lean over, looked right at me and she asked me

Can you pay my bills?
I'm like, no
It's not that I can't, but I won't
You don't even know what you want
Swear like you do, when you don't
Make no mistake; Yeah, you fine
Girl, you like a dime, plus nine
but your time is only worth mine, look
Bottom line: my bottom line is where a draw the line
And if that's a crime, then never-mind

Don't get me wrong girl, I know your value
You all that, and been that
Got the T-shirt and the ball cap, and men that
Got a little money get to be wherever you and your friends at
You got it going on and I meant that
I don't get that
You mean to tell me, all my money: we supposed to split that
But if you gotta pay, your food gets sent back
Uh, check the syntax
Let's pretend you weren't as current fashion minded, money blinded
Press rewind and find a time when yearning hearts and Valentines we're all you needed
Then you got mistreated, felt depleted,
Learned, and you grew, and you found a reason
To put every man through the same blank check test
She looked at me unimpressed
She took a deep breath and she questioned

Can you pay my bills?
I'm like, no
It's not that I can't, but I won't
You don't even know what you want
Swear like you do, when you don't
Make no mistake; Yeah, you fine
Girl, you like a dime, plus nine
but your time is only worth mine, look
Bottom line: my bottom line is where a draw the line
And if that's a crime, then never-mind

Get up and stand up, and man up
Pull you pants up
Don't throw a tantrum
Don't throw your hand up
Don't get mad and hold a good time for ransom
You ain't that handsome
Where's your pride?
You're supposed to want to provide
And your wallet's supposed to have a lot of money inside
Empty handed, looking for a bride,
And she's supposed to be along for the ride?
Yeah right man
Gotta level up
Either face the bass, or turn the treble up
You ain't gon listen; You got a metal head
Never-mind what the angel and the devil said
Try to keep a leveled head
Now, you can be a rebel if you want to
But nobody's gonna want you
It's not the way the world works
Not the way that girls work
(You gon be alone)
(That's the worst)
I looked at her, and her words were

Can you pay my bills?
I'm like, yes
Would you like cash or a check
Or I could give you the PIN number to my debit card
Or we could set up automatic payments, that way, it comes out every month
Or I can just set an auto draft from my savings direct into your checking account
Or I can add you as an authorized user on all my credit cards
Then you can spend as much as you want and raise your credit
How bout that?
Please say yes