I'll Never Drink With Santa Again

Let me tell you a little story about the Claus man
The dude is crazy
This happened on Christmas Eve and never again

Well I won't drink with Santa again
He drinks so much your head will spin
He loves his eggnog he loves his gin
No I won't drink with Santa again no

Let me tell you a story that you wouldn't believe
This one is a story about Christmas Eve
Late one night we are making lot of noise
Hanging with Santa making some toys
Suddenly it started to snow the Santa said
Let's have a drink before I go

Then he started passing all these drinks around
Singing Christmas carols and pitting them down
One and one and one make three
Santa can drink Whiskey

He Gathered all of the toys
Placed them in his bag for the girls and boys
He took one look and smiled at me and said
Pour him a glass drinks on me

Here he comes with a drink in hand
Here he comes Santa the man
Here he comes with a drink in hand
Here he comes Santa the man

Well I won't drink with Santa again
He drinks so much your head will spin
He loves his eggnog he loves his gin
No I won't drink with Santa again

Can't keep up with Santa again
Santa again

Let me tell you a story that you wouldn't believe
This one is a story about Christmas Eve
Santa is lit up and ready to go
His favorite saying is Ho Ho Ho
Knew I'm in trouble when he looked and me
He poured me a glass and smiled with glee
Saying Here comes Santa Claus here comes Santa Claus

He likes to drink before he goes
He kisses his wife under mistletoe
Makes no difference if you're naught or nice
He loves Christmas and he loves his wife yeah

When it comes to Christmas he don't mess around
Santa, he is coming to town
There is one thing you ought to know
Hell always drink you under before he goes

Here he comes with a drink in hand
Here he comes Santa the man
Here he comes with a drink in hand
Here he comes Santa the man

Well I won't drink with Santa again
He drinks so much your head will spin
He loves his eggnog he loves his gin
No I won't drink with Santa again

Well I won't drink with Santa again
He drinks so much your head will spin
He loves his eggnog he loves his gin
No I won't drink with Santa again

Well I won't drink with Santa again
He drinks so much your head will spin
He loves his eggnog he loves his gin
No I won't drink with Santa again

Can't keep up with Santa again
Santa again



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Writer(s): Fabrice Dufour
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