Any Other Room (I Didn't Write This Song in the Bathroom)

I know you're thinking about it
I know you want to know the truth
I think you figured it out and
I think you're a super sleuth

It's like you see right through me
You're clearly nobody's fool
See to it that this secret stays with you

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That definitely was not written in one

I think you might be disgusted
I think you might not appreciate this
But I'm just multitasking this song
Writing while I take a moment to reminisce

It's like you see right through me and
You're clearly nobody's fool
I need to give a sample of my cruel sense of humor

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That definitely was not written in one

Number two, on my list of things to do
Is find someone to take a note down
And bury it in the ground
Number one gonna make my nom de plume cuz
My shit list is just a bunch of bathrooms
Ohhh

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one

I didn't write this song in the bathroom
So please try not to think about the bathroom
While listening to this song
That was definitely not written in one