Christmas In The South

Well the steering wheel's a little too hot to handle
Mercury's rising like a downright scandal
Feels like I'm heading down to the South land
It's the time of the year when the tinsel goes up
We've got plenty of candles if the power goes out
I love the South at Christmas time

I want the AC on while we wait for the warning
For the twisters the weatherman said were coming
Ten cups of sweet tea and nine 'Bless your heart's
Cause all I want is Christmas in the South
'Ramblin' Man' on the radio, gossip after church and rock'n'roll
Five jars of shine and four 'How's your ma?'
Cause all I really want is a Christmas in the South

Well I think it's too hot for an ugly sweater
Rolling around in this good time weather
Think I might just stick to a beer or two
Oh I can't wait to go and hug my mama
Watch the game until it's time for supper
Yelling at the TV to 'Roll Tide Roll'

I want the AC on while we wait for the warning
For the twisters the weatherman said were coming
Ten cups of sweet tea and nine 'Bless your heart's
Cause all I want is Christmas in the South
'Ramblin' Man' on the radio, gossip after church and rock'n'roll
Five jars of shine and four 'How's your ma?'
Cause all I really want is a Christmas in the South

Well all I need is my family, friends and a cold one please
Santa, don't you think you could hook it all up for me

I want the AC on while we wait for the warning
For the twisters the weatherman said were coming
Ten cups of sweet tea and nine 'Bless your heart's
Cause all I want is Christmas in the South
'Ramblin' Man' on the radio, gossip after church and rock'n'roll
Five jars of shine and four 'How's your ma?'
Cause all I really want is a Christmas in the South
Yeah all I really want is a Christmas in the South
Oh, take me down, take me down baby