Customer Service

The customer is always, customer is always like
The customer is always, customer is always

Yeah, you came right in
Bellied up to the bar and you said hey friend
It's been a hell of a day
What you got that can take my cares away
I'll just sit right here and if you don't mind
I'll have a beer, and a beer, and a beer, and one more beer
Then I'll have a beer, and a beer, and a beer, and one more

Let me get two shots of that cinnamon whiskey
A couple of beers to wash it down
A plate of them all vegetarian nachos
And a couple more shots - maybe Crown

Well you stepped outside
Reaching into your bag for the Camel Lights
But you gave your last one to the blonde
Who tucked it into her shirt and she went straight home
What's a drunk to do
But stagger up to the bar
Hollering dude, yo, bro, hey there you
Hit me again, friend, I'm talking to you

Now let me get two extra strong margaritas
And a chocolate oatmeal stout
On second thought, throw some pork on them nachos
And one more time, close it out

I was turning out the lights in the bar
I seen how you are and I
Stuffed you headfirst in a taxi cab
You leaned out and hollered

Let me back in, bud, I forgot my coat
I think you still have my credit card
I ain't even drunk, man, now don't be an asshole
I ain't never coming back to this bar
Let me get a bottle of Cuervo, man
I'll tip you real good
And I guess I'll have to take those nachos to go

For the third time, brother, we don't sell food here
The customer is always
Customer is always