The Adventures of the S.S. Romulus

Hey ho, five knots ahead I sees
Black sails, men ready the cannons
Hoist the flag, we're to take her as our
Prize

Damage to the port bow
Patch it up 'fore we drown
Haul wind, come up on her broadside
Load the chainshot and aim high
Shoot for the mast not the sails ye smelly seadogs

Hey ho, leap aboard, draw out your blades

Search below deck for the bounty
What say we keel haul the whole dammed crew
Listen hear you thieving scoundrels
I'll spare your hinds, if you'll tell me where
Black rain bay lies

Romelus romelus, this is songbird songbird
Hello songbird this is romelus, shall we change to channel 9
Copy that, tuning to channel 9

With which fine lady do have the pleasure of speaking to
If I may ask

Well actually, we are three, our names are Teles, Ligeia,
And Yara

My, such exquisite names. how may I be of service o fair maidens

This sounds quite petty, but we were just calling
To let you know, we think you are quite the equanimous helmsman
And would be o so
Honored if you would came to pay us a visit

Why im a deeply flattered dear ladies, whereabouts be your achorage
We are to be found on the winward side of Cape Pelorum

Ah, about 20 klicks south by southwest from us, we shall arive
In the early afternoon if these mistral winds hold steady

O how delighted we are! until then o majestic captain
Oh, the life of the pirate for me

Our heroric captain found out just in the nick of time, that the three
Fine ladies were in fact deadly sirens, attempting to bring his ship against
The jagged shoals of Cape Pelorum

Sir if I may be blunt, you're quite the skirt chaser
Time to find black rain bay before the storm sets in

Under the guidance of captain charm, the crew sailed through the storm unharmed
Into the pirates bay they snuck, can our skipper hold his luck



Credits
Writer(s): Lukas, Gloria May-floor, Quinn
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