The Worst Day
Oh you've had the worst day have you?
The worst day in your entire life?
I'm sure every other day
Since the day you were born
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I'll have you know
That I once smoked an entire pack of cigarettes
In one minute
I'll have you know
That I'm genetically incapable
Of being offended
Oh you've had the worst day have you?
The worst day in Human History?
I'm sure every other day
In mankind's existence
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I'll have you know
That I'm the smartest man
In the world
I'll have you know
That I could read and write
Before I even left my mother's womb
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party
You see I was hanging out with celebrities
Drinking sixty pound gin and tonics
At a fancy bar in Central London
Oh you've had the worst day have you?
The worst day in the entire universe?
I'm sure every other day
Since the beginning of time
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
The worst day in your entire life?
I'm sure every other day
Since the day you were born
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I'll have you know
That I once smoked an entire pack of cigarettes
In one minute
I'll have you know
That I'm genetically incapable
Of being offended
Oh you've had the worst day have you?
The worst day in Human History?
I'm sure every other day
In mankind's existence
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
I'll have you know
That I'm the smartest man
In the world
I'll have you know
That I could read and write
Before I even left my mother's womb
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party
You see I was hanging out with celebrities
Drinking sixty pound gin and tonics
At a fancy bar in Central London
Oh you've had the worst day have you?
The worst day in the entire universe?
I'm sure every other day
Since the beginning of time
Pales in comparison
To the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
It was the worst day ever
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER
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Writer(s): Darcy Payton-barnard
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