Bugfix
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's lying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
I'm unoptimized
Crashing all the time
I've got a serious memory leak
I'm generating heat
Most modules obsolete
Test coverage is commented out
With your keyboard strokes
Signature snippets of code
I fondly recall you
So I request your assistance
Don't let them deprecate me
Update and transform me in
A real program
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's laying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
I'm disorganized
Indentation-wise
Released through a broken pipeline
I got dependencies
From 2003
Every night I alert SRE
Stack is overflown
Socket exhaustion creeping
With no logs to be found
I request your assistance
Don't let them deprecate me
Fulfill my dream to become
A real program
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
Darlin' come and be my bug fix
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
Darlin' come and be my bug fix
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's laying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's lying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
I'm unoptimized
Crashing all the time
I've got a serious memory leak
I'm generating heat
Most modules obsolete
Test coverage is commented out
With your keyboard strokes
Signature snippets of code
I fondly recall you
So I request your assistance
Don't let them deprecate me
Update and transform me in
A real program
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's laying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
I'm disorganized
Indentation-wise
Released through a broken pipeline
I got dependencies
From 2003
Every night I alert SRE
Stack is overflown
Socket exhaustion creeping
With no logs to be found
I request your assistance
Don't let them deprecate me
Fulfill my dream to become
A real program
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
Darlin' come and be my bug fix
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
Darlin' come and be my bug fix
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
So I can compile and run
My spaghetti code is getting crazy
Refactoring's priority one
Darlin' come and be my bug fix baby
My linter's laying dead on the floor
All the other devs are being lazy
And I can't take it no more
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