Ala-Damn-Bama

Well, I met her down on Broadway, we were both a little sideways
Listenin' to the afternoon band
She was short skirt, summer time
Shakin' all that, lookin' fine, I said, "Somebody put a drink in my hand"

I told her we could have a weddin', she looked at me and said that
"I hope you got a four-wheel-drive
'Cause I'll be dirt road gone on the crack of dawn
Somewhere South on I-65"

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia
Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty
Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City
She was bangin' with the bangers and the Spring Break hangers
Beer-soaked on a white sand beach
And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

We ended up down in New Orleans, we had Bourbon Street rollin'
Don't think I slept for a week
Yeah, we rolled through Mississippi, Biloxi, shootin' whiskey
Man, that girl ran the hell outta me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia
Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty
Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City
Probably end up in Texas with all of her exes
Lonely on some Galveston Beach
And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia
Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty
Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City
I woke up on the West Coast in a cloud of white smoke
Livin' in a hillbilly dream
And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
And, Lordy, it was worth it to me

And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama
And, Lordy, those kisses were sweet