Causing a Ruckus

Guess its time for me to make my first impression
I'm the only rapper alive today that doesn't have depression
Won't hear about the ghetto or the streets in this tune
You'll hear about a boy toy who just wants to spoon
I may be a rapist but I'm no paedophile
But if I did rape kids I'd do it with style
Not just style
Style and grace
Grace I'm sorry for getting my cum all over your face
I'll wash it off and aim for your vagina next time
Come on I'll fetch you a glass of wine
No need to drink anymore cause Jonah's back
The only white Jonah for the last time I'm not black
Leap in for an attack then break both my legs
Those yokes snap quicker then close pegs
You wanna have sex
Ya I'm down Your down too
Down syndrome
Get out of town
Now this looks like a job for me
So everyone line up if you wanna watch me pee
I'm praying to god that I pass this drug test
O shit I forgot snorting cocaine off your moms breast
I'll make you love all my yo mama jokes
I'm a crackhead bai pass me some yokes
Hurry up already stop being a slow poke
What colour I want my shrooms? I don't give a fuck

I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus

If your forget my name well its Jony
If you forget it again I'll go on a killing spree
Your the very person the kids in my basement wanna be
And by that I mean we just wanna be free
Please Mr Jonah please give us food
And is it really necessary to keep us nude
I honestly don't think half a chicken nugget is enough
Please Jonah please don't grab my butt
Sorry about that someone got a bit too bold
What else can you really expect from a nine year old
You hypocrites think trapping animals in a zoo is okay
But get mad at me for keeping little kids in a cage
Now go change all the answers bitch I'll just change the question
Wake up in a dark room getting a C section
Cause doctor Jonys in the house no time to digest it
There's no pointing or screaming or throwing a fit
Now can I fit my Samsung smart tv into your urethra
Need to smuggle it man so if I can't I'm gonna beat ya
So you really had better get to widening that sumbitch
If you were black you could take a whole remote without one flinch
I was watching a porno the other day with two black guys
Dicks were so long I couldn't believe my eyes
To take that up the ass you'd have to be quite the slut
I squirm whenever I have to stick toilet paper up my butt

I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus

I should change my gender then suck lots of dicks
Then talk about it in songs and get lots of clicks
Then say if I get a million streams I'll leak my own pics
It wouldn't be worth the cooking though that would make me sick
I love making hoes pregnant then flying to another country
Then using my charming moves to see the natives boobies
And just as she's giving me a strip tease
My abandoned children will barge in and break both of my knees
Please buy my shit you'll really help a starving Jonah
Mmm thinking of starving kids just gave me a boner
I better not have the make a censored version of this song
Nothing clean comes out of my tongue
It took me a whole summer to learn how to make beats
Cause the only thing I was actually beating was my meat
In my room binging family strokes on repeat
Had it Bluetoothed onto a speaker so it wasn't discrete
One Eyed one horned flying purple people eater
One Dick two balls chronic fucking masterbator
Shut the door on my little cousin inside of a refrigerator
It's ok little guy don't worry I'll be back later
How's that for a ruckus, no one can hear him scream
His mom wont know that's her kid in her ice cream
Now your listening fuck this, time to go mainstream
No alarm can ever wake me up from this ruckus filled wet dream

I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus
I feel like I'm gonna cause a ruckus
If your innocent why are you listening to this
Your laughing but I'm not taking the piss
Cause I know I'm gonna cause a ruckus



Credits
Writer(s): Jonah Smyth
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