Retail Therapy (BLACK FRIDAY, The Musical!)

Retail therapy, wholesale life
Twice the size, half the price
Retail therapy, wholesale life
More to love, more to buy

Home gym, home office, home theatre, home bar
Smart home, smartwatch, smart water, smart car
Skincare, sun care, hair care, hairspray
Bug spray, nasal spray, cooking spray, spray bidet

Have it all, be the best, be the man you want to be
Into debt, gotta get all that shit that you don't need
Just an arm and a leg, come on baby, make it bleed
Tears and sweat, no regret, buy one get one free

It's a free country, baby
Excess is our right
Pay tomorrow, buy today
Just as advertised
The answer to everything wrong with your life

Retail therapy, wholesale life
Twice the size, half the price
Retail therapy, wholesale life
More to love, more to buy

Fun size, king size, life-size, supersize
Superfoods, super greens, superpower, energize
Energy drinks, energy pills, energy bars, energy shots
Fast-acting, fast-dissolve, non-drowsy, non-stop

Sleep aids, sleep science, sleep tracker, sleep mask
Fat-free, low-fat, high-fat, healthy fat
Hands-free, gluten-free, soy-free, sugar-free, dairy-free
Free samples

It's a free country, baby
Excess is our right
Pay tomorrow, buy today
Just as advertised
The answer to everything wrong with your life

Retail therapy, wholesale life
Twice the size, half the price
Retail therapy, wholesale life
More to love, more to buy

The secret to success
Power to possess
Never feel depressed
Buy your happiness

Retail Therapy
Retail Therapy
Retail Therapy
Ahhhhhh



Credits
Writer(s): Robyn Kemp
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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