Pizza Party

Now I'm older
And I'm wiser
I wouldn't rush for Astra Zeneca
I'd wait for Pfizer
That's what she told me
I sat beside her
And laughed so hard I didn't hear the sound
Of Tinchy Stryder

Blasting from the back of a van
From which emerged a nice young man
He wanted to get in on the joke
We said we'd tell him if he gave us a smoke
And then he said to us

Now I'm taller
And I'm stronger
I will not let days just pass me by
Any longer
We said that's deep man
We said good on yer
His had this distant look as he replied
Pass the bong yeah

Then he sucked it like a baby cow
Feeding from its mother without
Pausing even just for a breath
Me and my friend we were very impressed
And then we sang together

Now we're closer
And we're higher
Why don't we go and cook up something nice
But we were tired
So we ordered pizza
From a fast food place
It tasted like a deep fried cardboard box
It tasted so great
It tasted so great