I Hate You When You're Drunk

Oh, you're slurring all your words
There's makeup on your shirt
You're dancin' on the tables, can't you see
That you look like a mess and you're singin' Whitney?
Whoa, oh-oh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk

Oh, you got them drunken eyes
Should we call it a night?
'Cause you've been telling stories four, five times
Yeah, I heard it before, and my ears are bleedin'
Whoa, oh-oh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne (ooh-hoo)
And you wanna throw the shots back (whoa-oh)
And now you're taking photographs (ooh-hoo)
Why am I the only one who don't laugh? (Whoa-oh)

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So, quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh, it's funny how you won't
Remember anything
But baby I'ma love you all the same
'Cause I'll pick you up when you do it all again
Whoa-oh

Because you wanna buy champagne (ooh-hoo)
And you wanna throw the shots back (whoa-oh)
And now you're taking photographs (ooh-hoo)
Why am I the only one who don't laugh? (Whoa-oh)

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So, quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Oh, when the morning comes
You'll blame it all on me
And when you ask for a hug
I got no sympathy
Because I hate you when you're drunk

Because you wanna buy champagne
And you wanna throw the shots back
And now you're taking photographs
Why am I the only one who don't laugh

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So, quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

Hey! La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la, la

Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So, quit acting like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk