Unbelievable

I swear to you, Tan, like
Cross my heart
If you can just bring yourself to forgive me
Just this one last time
I'm gonna make it up to you massive
Will you walk up the aisle with me again, Tanya?
To renew our wedding vows and start over?

So here's the thing, yeah?
Sometimes it's hard to find the words
To tell you
All the feelings that I feel
But with this ring, yeah?
It's like the truth can now be heard
I want the world to know
This really is for real

To the woman who made me
Who keeps me straight on the path
To my leading lady
My brilliant other half

Fair enough you've had your gripes
But still you understand
A tiger can't change his stripes
End of the day he's just a man

But what a man, eh?

And no husband could be
Luckier than me right now
(He's a lucky guy)
She gets what I need
She's always on side
(She always stays on side)
I stand before you all
To make this vow
No matter what
(No matter what)
This sacred knot
(This sacred knot)
Stays firmly tied

It's un-be-lievable
(Unbelievable)
How many times you(I) scraped me(you off) of the floor
You lift me up
You dust me down
(No matter what)
You(I) always turn it around
Unbelievable
Unbelievable
Instead of leaving me you keep
(Instead of leaving I keep)
Coming back for more
(Coming back for more)
My guiding light
(Guiding light)
My number two
(Number two)
You know I'm right
(Who, who, who?)
Cos who would I be
(Who could I be)
Without you?

So here's the thing, yeah?
It's what I always said I wanted
And in theory
It's right here before my eyes
Expensive ring, yeah
But now I'm looking at it on me
And it feels like winning
A consolation prize

From the man who betrayed me
While I laid my heart on the line
Who thinks that he played me
And this
This'll make it all fine

Some things a wife let's pass
Easy go for easy come
But boy you're in a different class
When you screw your best mate's mum!

Sorry, Kyle
But it had to come out

And no wife could feel
Stupider than me right now
(His best mate's mum!?)
After what I've done
I must be insane
(After all she's done for you!?)
I stand before you all
To make this vow
Never
(Never)
Ever
(Ever)
Ever again
(Ever again)

It's un-be-lievable
(Unbelievable!)
How did it take so long
To wake up and see
The neon lights are on the wall
I took my eye off the ball
Unbelievable
(Unbelievable!)
But now I'm leaving you and
I am breaking free
(You talking to me?)
(She's talking to you!)

I've done the graft
(Done the graft)
You've had your fun
(Had your fun)
But I'm taking half, love
(Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh!)
Cos this match is done

(Unbelievable)
I'm done with you
(Unbelievable)
Unbelievable
(Unbelievable)
But true!