Santa's Buried In My Back Yard

Santa's buried in my backyard
To tell this tale is awful hard
Came down me chimney one xmas eve
Scared the bleeding pebbles right
Out of me
Now santa's buried in my backyard

Caught 'im long before he reached the tree
A Liverpool kiss put 'im on his knees E cracked his head on the fire place
The blood started pissing out from is face
Now santa's buried in my back yard

Old rudolf and the reindeer they wasn't very thrilled
When I broke the news in person that old santa had been killed

Suddenly the reindeer was
Speaking in my tongue
What kind of a moron would kill old Santa on
His busiest night of the year while he's spreading cheer

I thought the old bugger had come to steal me beer

Santa's buried in my backyard
To tell this tale is awful hard
Came down me chimney one xmas eve
Scared the bleeding pebbles right
Out of me
Now santa's buried in my backyard

Yes santa's buried in my back yard



Credits
Writer(s): Charles Cooley
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