My Old Boyfriend

Once upon a time, there was an asshole named Gary
Well, Gary was a fuckin' asshole
He broke up with me on my birthday and he got me like
Ugh!

My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O
But that boy, he made me sick, E-I-E-I-O
And he was toxic, then I dumped his ass
And now he works for DoorDash
My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O

I was cryin' on the staircase
And then you flipped me off in my face
I was wonderin' what I did wrong
And now I'm just goin' to sing this shit song
(Because)

My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O
And that boy, he made me sick, E-I-E-I-O
And he was toxic, then I dumped his ass
And now he works for DoorDash
My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O

Boy bye, boy bye, I-
Boy bye, boy bye, I-
Boy bye, boy bye, I-
Boy bye, boy bye, I-
E-I-E-I-O

Yeah, he broke my heart
Knew it from the start, I shouldn't have trusted him
But I did anyway
Left empty-handed, my mind is stranded on an island
Of your love

My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O
But that boy, he made me sick, E-I-E-I-O
And he was toxic, then I dumped his ass
And now he works for DoorDash
My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-fucking hoe

My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O
But that boy, he make me sick, E-I-E-I-O
And he was toxic, then I dumped his ass
And now he works for DoorDash
My old boyfriend was a dick, E-I-E-I-O

Girlboss as fuck!
Ugh!