Richie

Why have we not been able to get together as a nation?
To resolve our serious energy problem...

All the guys jealous of the Richie flex
Everyone thinks he got Richie checks
Wouldn't be surprised if your girl is next
All fun and games til you check her neck
Check his bags for missing food
Undetected cause she's not in the mood
Homie a hobo, smells he got 'em
Rips in the shirt but she's all up on him
Hands to the side, do the Richie waddle
Sucks all the fun like a baby bottle
RIP to the joy of my diamond camo
But I learned my lesson when I hit soprano
I push them away like desperado
Draws in the crowds with his bold bravado
Moon man bouncing, call him Apollo
Type of guy in a Silverado

1 2 3 say cheese
Pose who like you wanna be
Maybe they're talking to me
They wanna be like Richie

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They wanna be like Richie (They wanna be like Richie)

Testing... is the mic retarted?
I got a few things that I'd like to start with
First on the bucket, favoritism
Stack everybody in a ranking prism
You inflict upon this decision
We insist it feels like a prison
We all adhere to you're words of wisdom
Except Richie got us under his thumb
Maybe I'm just going crazy
Unknown like Kevin Spacey
Maybe I can recall the days they
Got promoted for being lazy
And we're all living in their kingdom
Speak out and they call you big dumb
No use trying to beat the system
When your worst enemies act like the victims

1 2 3 say cheese
Pose who like you wanna be
Maybe they're talking to me
They wanna be like Richie

1 2 3 say cheese (They wanna be like Richie)
Pose who like you wanna be (They wanna be like Richie)
...They're talking to me (They wanna be like Richie)
They wanna be like Richie (They wanna be like Richie)