Instructify Me, Captain

Uh oh, I left myself out exposed
Uh oh, I left the house with no clothes
Uh oh, I always do this to me
Uh oh, they cut me up with their tongues
You know, I guess I deserve it some
Who knows why I do these things to me?

Tell me how to be less stupid
Tell me how to keep my mouth shut like everyone wants

Uh oh, I pity myself again
Uh oh, I wonder how I have friends
Uh oh, or are they people just humoring me?
Uh oh, I let myself think too much
You know, I like to stay out of touch
You know, with true reality
I'll spare myself the pain

Tell me how to be less stupid
Tell me how to keep my mouth shut like everyone wants

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Tell me how to be less stupid
Tell me how to keep my mouth shut like everyone wants