My Crush Thinks I'm Gay

Remember Pinkerton?
The one where Rivers sung about accidentally falling for a lesbian?
So just the other day I tried to make a play
Turns out the girl I have a crush on fucking thinks I'm gay

I'm not gay, but she thinks I am
Hanging with my homie, but she thought he was my man
Wish that I could say I didn't understand
But, honestly, I'm not much of a man's man
God damn

I guess it's not that bad
Just sort of kind of sad
Gave her my number with a blunder, I'm real good at that
I guess it didn't help I turned and ran like hell
Turns out that's not the way you're supposed to tell a girl you fell

I'm not gay, but she thinks I am
Hanging with my homie, but she thought he was my man
Wish that I could say I didn't understand
But, honestly, I'm not much of a man's man
God damn

Thought that I was reading signs, turns out that I'm illiterate
Sometimes imagine that I'm smart, got reminded I'm an idiot
I was hoping for some luminous glory
Guess at least I got a humorous story

I'm not gay, but she thinks I am
Hanging with my homie, but she thought he was my man
Wish that I could say I didn't understand
But, honestly, I'm not much of a man's man
God damn

I'm not gay, but she thinks I am
Hanging with my homie, but she thought he was my man
Wish that I could say I didn't understand
But, honestly, I'm not much of a man's man
God damn