Christmas On The Rocks
It's getting to be that time of year
We get together for that special day
But honestly no one wants to be here
A few, I'm not sure what they'll say
Will there be a fight or some drama?
Who's uninvited for a few years?
Is it family Christmas without melodrama?
All I know is it's okay to have these fears
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
So far it seems like things are fine
Everyone's gettin' along as they do
Maybe this year the stars will align
Will there be a new tradition?
Oh... nevermind they're on a new topic
About some recent culture war bullshit
I better step in before it's chaotic
If I don't now, we're all gonna lose it
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
Family isn't by blood
They're those that you love
So if you're like me
Make your friends a family
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
We get together for that special day
But honestly no one wants to be here
A few, I'm not sure what they'll say
Will there be a fight or some drama?
Who's uninvited for a few years?
Is it family Christmas without melodrama?
All I know is it's okay to have these fears
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
So far it seems like things are fine
Everyone's gettin' along as they do
Maybe this year the stars will align
Will there be a new tradition?
Oh... nevermind they're on a new topic
About some recent culture war bullshit
I better step in before it's chaotic
If I don't now, we're all gonna lose it
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
Family isn't by blood
They're those that you love
So if you're like me
Make your friends a family
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
Gather round the table
Gather round the tree
For a dysfunctional Christmas
That we'll never forget
It's a little tradition
For a war of attrition
This year's edition
Christmas on the rocks
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Writer(s): Noah Pauley Shuman
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