Welcome to Your Funeral
You'd better count your curses tonight
'Cause before you know
They'll be bigger than your blessings
And you'll never make it through the show
Welcome to the celebration—
We're so glad that you could make it!
One last night with us beats dying alone
We'll let the bells ring for you one last time
And let the band get dressed in black and white
So when the curtain closes, you'll be fine
These pretty roses– they're not yours, they're mine
How charming of you just to keep us waiting
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling what were you expecting from us when we said
Well if you really wanna come back honey, then be our guest
Because the cabaret said they loved your act to death
Funeral dresses, black umbrellas—
Personality and looks to kill us
But despite the morticians best efforts, you still came underdressed
You can be a primadonna
Taking anything you like
They insisted they adored you
Really honey?
They're just being nice
How charming of you just to keep us waiting
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling, what did you expect of me
How charming of you, but there's no use crying
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling, what were you expecting from us when we said
You better count your curses tonight,
Cause before you know
Well, they'll be bigger than your blessings
And you'll never make it through the show
So tell me babe (So tell me babe)
Are you ready now? (Are you ready?)
I've got all the wrong friends in all the wrong places
And they'd love to show you 'round
Realize the spell you're under
Let the devil drag you down
Is this everything you wanted?
And are you happy now?
'Cause before you know
They'll be bigger than your blessings
And you'll never make it through the show
Welcome to the celebration—
We're so glad that you could make it!
One last night with us beats dying alone
We'll let the bells ring for you one last time
And let the band get dressed in black and white
So when the curtain closes, you'll be fine
These pretty roses– they're not yours, they're mine
How charming of you just to keep us waiting
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling what were you expecting from us when we said
Well if you really wanna come back honey, then be our guest
Because the cabaret said they loved your act to death
Funeral dresses, black umbrellas—
Personality and looks to kill us
But despite the morticians best efforts, you still came underdressed
You can be a primadonna
Taking anything you like
They insisted they adored you
Really honey?
They're just being nice
How charming of you just to keep us waiting
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling, what did you expect of me
How charming of you, but there's no use crying
Whatever comes after, well it's over now
How charming of you to assume we were here for you
Oh darling, what were you expecting from us when we said
You better count your curses tonight,
Cause before you know
Well, they'll be bigger than your blessings
And you'll never make it through the show
So tell me babe (So tell me babe)
Are you ready now? (Are you ready?)
I've got all the wrong friends in all the wrong places
And they'd love to show you 'round
Realize the spell you're under
Let the devil drag you down
Is this everything you wanted?
And are you happy now?
Credits
Writer(s): Johnny Quinn
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