Secret Santa
Okay, it's time for Secret Santa
It's that special time of year
Time for fun and a little festive cheer
Unique ritual, a chance to conceive
The pleasure's in the giving, not what you'll receive
Secret Santa - what will you give
Secret Santa - how will you live
Secret Santa - give it all you've got
Secret Santa - give 'em your best shot
Forget yourself, forget the chat
Whose name will you pull out from the hat
Get with the program, get in on the fun
Give something special for that special secret someone
Secret Santa
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows
Touch it, feel it, give it a shake
A bottle of gin or some aftershave
Steve and Billy got something for you
Steve and Billy got something to prove
Steve and Billy got something for you
Steve and Billy get into your groove
Make an effort, play your part
Give a gift but make it smart
Forget the shit, forget the tat
Give something special to that someone from the hat
Sign off Santa, maybe with a kiss
Slip it the sack, I'm sure you get the gist
Now the best bit, the moment of surprise
The gasps, the laughs, confusion in their eyes
Secret Santa - what will you give
Secret Santa - how will you live
Secret Santa - give it all you got
Secret Santa - give them your best shot
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows
Squeeze it, smell it, the laughter escapes
Fairly firm and banana-shaped
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Who's it from nobody knows
Tap it, unwrap it - surely, it's not
A bright white, life-like dildo they bought
It wasn't, it wasn't
It was an electric pepper grinder
Well, that's Secret Santa for another year
Keep it with you
Steve and Billy would like to wish you all a magical Christmas
It's that special time of year
Time for fun and a little festive cheer
Unique ritual, a chance to conceive
The pleasure's in the giving, not what you'll receive
Secret Santa - what will you give
Secret Santa - how will you live
Secret Santa - give it all you've got
Secret Santa - give 'em your best shot
Forget yourself, forget the chat
Whose name will you pull out from the hat
Get with the program, get in on the fun
Give something special for that special secret someone
Secret Santa
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows
Touch it, feel it, give it a shake
A bottle of gin or some aftershave
Steve and Billy got something for you
Steve and Billy got something to prove
Steve and Billy got something for you
Steve and Billy get into your groove
Make an effort, play your part
Give a gift but make it smart
Forget the shit, forget the tat
Give something special to that someone from the hat
Sign off Santa, maybe with a kiss
Slip it the sack, I'm sure you get the gist
Now the best bit, the moment of surprise
The gasps, the laughs, confusion in their eyes
Secret Santa - what will you give
Secret Santa - how will you live
Secret Santa - give it all you got
Secret Santa - give them your best shot
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Perfectly wrapped with ribbons and bows
Squeeze it, smell it, the laughter escapes
Fairly firm and banana-shaped
Secret Santa - the gift with no rules
Who's it from nobody knows
Tap it, unwrap it - surely, it's not
A bright white, life-like dildo they bought
It wasn't, it wasn't
It was an electric pepper grinder
Well, that's Secret Santa for another year
Keep it with you
Steve and Billy would like to wish you all a magical Christmas
Credits
Writer(s): Steve Meat
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