The Hangover Song

We went to a pub last night, we drank some beer, we drank some wine
We danced, we sang, we were merry, until the morning time
The pints were sinking rather quick, I lost track after five or six
But then the shots kicked in and that's when the room really begins to spin
And there are sections towards the end where I can't remember much
Apart from getting food and walking home with you and using you as a crutch
And I get home and collapse in my bed, clothes still on, phone by my head
Room still spinning and I'm passing out, eyelids start to turn to lead

But then I wake up in the morning and my stomach's trying to crawl out my eyes
And I'm not sure if I can move without my insides becoming my outsides
I swear I'll never drink again, no never, not one more time
But that'll probably change later when I'm back to feeling fine
But for now I'm
Hungover, I am, hungover
I wish that last night, I had stayed a bit more sober
I am hungover, I am hungover
Please turn out the lights and close the curtains till this is over

This day will mainly be complaining, about the aching in my brain
And straining to remember last night's memories through the pain
But we'll recount the heroic tales, of all the successes and the messy fails
Stationary things jumping out at me, trying to work out what happened to all of our money
And we'll wrap ourselves in fragile tape, drink coffee and water and only eat cake
Lie on the couch watching films all day, hope that the weather outside is grey
But when the weekend comes around again, I'll be back out on the town with friends
Repeating all those same mistakes, again and again

Until I wake up in the morning and my stomach's trying to crawl out my eyes
And I'm not sure if I can move without my insides becoming my outsides
I swear I'll never drink again, no never, not one more time
But that'll probably change later, when I'm back to feeling fine
But for now I'm
Hungover, I am, hungover
I wish that last night, I had stayed a bit more sober
I am hungover, I am hungover
Please turn out the lights and close the curtains till this is over

So next time that you go to the bar
Maybe make it a water, before you let it go too far
'cause eating's not cheating and throwing up is not fun
And don't collapse before the end of the night because otherwise then you might

Wake up in the morning with your stomach trying to crawl out your eyes
And you won't be sure if you can move without your insides becoming your outsides
You'll swear you'll never drink again, no never, not one more time
But that'll probably change later when you're back to feeling fine
But for now we are
Hungover, ooooh, hungover
I wish that last night, I had stayed a bit more sober
I am hungover, I am hungover
Please turn out the lights and close the curtains till this is over