Up & Down

Say mayne, hey mayne, look here, mayne
I'm talkin' 'bout she thicker than oatmeal in a motherfuckin' freezer, mayne
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
She gotta bounce up and down to fit in them jeans, mayne
She dang near 'bout to bust out the seams, mayne
I'm talkin' about she stacked like Harry Potter books, bruh
I'm talkin' about, mayne, it don't make no motherfuckin' sense

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, yeah, hahaha)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, big booty girl)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, ha-ha-ha, check her out)

Shake the right leg (brp), shake the left leg (brp)
Jump up and down, fall on the bed
Don't start to swear, don't break a nail
Try to inhale, tail like a whale
Gotta yell for help, fresh out the dryer
This time lil' sister got to use the pliers
Get 'em on your ass, no strength left
Say goddamn, bitch out of breath

With each and every step
They fight for position, right cheek fight with the left
It's a struggle tryna hold that bubble
And if she bend over, you in trouble
Boy, you might see double (double)
Ass everywhere, but she don't love you
Just try to get a slice if you able
Now you know why they call her ass roundtable

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, ayy)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek, ayy)

Ain't nobody stoppin' this
Rest my dick on her bottom lip (on her bottom lip)
You on her line, tryna run it in
She ain't pickin' up 'til I come again (bitch)
I fuck around and fuck her and her friend
But I can't, I'm out here gettin' money, man (gettin' money)
I'm the one who told her, "Make y'all pay"
Put them jeans on and walk your way (get that money, girl)

You gotta pay if you want that hoe
This ain't no love song, nigga, up that dough (nigga, up that dough)
She got more ass than you know what to do with
Do it wrong, you won't get the proper usage
When you hit and you cum too quick
She gon' tell everybody, you ain't shit (you ain't shit)
Talkin' bad and ain't comin' back
Every time she wear them jeans, she don't know how to act (she don't know how to act)

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)

Nipples pokin' out like missiles (missiles)
When I whisper in her ear, she get tickled (tickled, haha, stop)
Got my thang long like the restaurant (crustacean)
She wanna hit the blunt and get drunk (percolatin')
I can be homeless and piss-poor (piss-poor)
And pull the baddest bitch on Skid Row (Skid Row)
When it come to thinkin', I'm a pro (I'm a pro)
I can make like I'm broke and push blow

I'm sharper than the sharp piece of cartilage in a chicken leg (chicken leg)
Leave it up to me, I'll drink the whole keg (whole keg)
I be sauced down, I be bossin' (bossin')
My name be in they mouth very often (very often)
She the baddest thing move, she callipygian thick
Honey thick like a Polynesian (I wanna hit)
She so persuasive, be all in her preacher dream (what she do?)
Got to jump and down to fit in them jeans

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)

Alright, alright, alright now, player, watch out now
Let me talk to the ladies for a minute
Alright ladies, check it out
I need y'all to get in line and don't waste time
I'm talkin' 'bout the ones with them big old
You know what I'm talkin' about? Them big old derrières (ah)
Now put it in line like that (la-da-da-da-da)
Yeah, yeah, come on
Let's get it together (la-da-da-da-da), come on
One, two, three (la-da-da-da-da)

Now, all the ladies with ass
Say, "Yeah" (say it, la-da-da-da-da)
Now, all the ladies that's fine
Say, "Oh yeah" (la, la, la-da-da-da-da)
Now all the ladies that twerk (twerk)
Let me see you work (twerk that, twerk that, ooh shit, twerk that, twerk that)
Now, all the ladies that's independent (damn)
Show me what you got, get it, girl

She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
She gotta jump up and down just to fit in them jeans
(Fit in them jeans, fit in them jeans)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)
Left cheek (left cheek), right cheek (right cheek)