Chris Killed Your Dog

You know they put him up to it, it wasn't very nice
They handed him the dog and they made him name his price
The dog was old and deaf and it couldn't even see
When it got a heaping helping of his hospitality

Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

He smiled a bit looked around and threw it in the car
He slammed the door said, "Shut up cunt, we aren't going far"
That doggie moaned and whimpered, whined it didn't want go
Chris just lit another joint and turned up the radio

Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

When the dog stopped twitching, in case you have some doubts
He brought the body back and he left in in your house
It was later that same night when I heard your mother say
I really loved that dog it's too bad he passed away

Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow

He only got ten dollars and it went right to his head
He'd do it all again 'cause he always needs the bread
I don't want you to get worried I hope you can stay calm
But he overheard you bitching just how much you hate your mom

Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is roasting in the fires of hell
Chris killed your dog, they paid him well
Now your dog is wormfood in Purina worm chow



Credits
Writer(s): Russ Haines, Steve Rubin
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